Saturday, April 2, 2011

BOOK TWO (6) Flat Duo Jets, panties

You are wrong, so wrong to get crazy obsessed by your baby's developmental milestones as measured by What to Expect When You're Expecting. OMG girlfriend! Before you know it, "the baby" will be old enough to snicker at the sly innuendoes you pepper dinner with, and whether he could crawl at 6.5 months instead of 7 will feel as relevant as owning 8-Tracks.

A housewife has only one life. While your days of seeing The Flat Duo Jets play live in Athens have passed, don't forget how they still communicate with your panties. Rock your own passions, instead of depending on your baby's crawling to carry you through the day.

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